While in Hawaii this past week, my parents misplaced a number of items from the moment they arrived, inspiring each of them to exclaim at various opportunities, “Where the $@#* is my ----!” This resulted in all four of us taking up the search…
Herewith, a list of said items:
1. Digital camera
2. Lipstick
3. Brand new perfume
4. Cash
5. Hotel room key
6. Hotel room key
7. Bottle of water
8. Hotel room key
9. Billfold
10. Hat
11. Chocolate covered macadamia nuts
12. Debit card
13. Costco card
14. Driver’s license
(To answer the inevitable question, no, numbers 9, 12, 13, and 14 did NOT occur in the same instance; those are four separate occasions.)
(To answer the next obvious question, yes, all items were recovered without incident.)
